STAND WITH UKRAINE 🇺🇦

A little bit of humour

Created:


Future hit song (MIT licence), early WIP:

Baby, baby, baby foo!
Baby, baby, baby bar!

When I look at your gorgeous ass
I realise how small is my bundle dot JS
Even though I use Angular with Firestore
You overshadow them like never before

Baby, baby, baby foo!
Baby, baby, baby bar!


Right question :

MongoBD: “What’s best programming language to learn for new developers?”

Devs: “SQL, obviously 😉 !!!”


git commit -m :

Ready or not, here I com…mit
Gonna find you and merge it slowly
(You can’t hide, gonna find you… in Github)


Big Black Hole :

I heard her singing

There’s a big black hole where my heart used to be
And I tried my best to fill it up with things I don’t need

She obviously doesn’t know about NPM.

There is no hole big enough that node_modules couldn’t fill.